When Black Friday is your idea of tailgating

Gobble up some laughs as we dive into Thanksgiving traditions, including our favorite foods (spoiler: we will fight our family for the stuffing). We’re serving a special Would You Rather: Thanksgiving Edition, featuring dilemmas like Christmas tree decorating before or after Turkey Day. Then we’ll reminisce over the sport of Black Friday shopping—back when it meant waking up at 3 a.m., sprinting through aisles, and possibly wrestling a stranger for a TV. Now? It’s clicking “add to cart” in pajamas…and honestly, the thrill just isn’t the same. Finally, help us plot a plan to become “balloon holders” in the Macy’s Thanksgiving Day Parade. Wait, are we too old to become Rockettes?