Who Needs Therapy?

When antiquing is your Dopamine

Join us as we prove that retail therapy works best when it smells faintly of mothballs and nostalgia. One of us is a seasoned antique whisperer, with the smiley-face cart to prove it. The other still thinks “vintage” means last season’s Amazon finds. Join us on the quest for the “unicorn” of thrifting: the mythical 70’s Penny Lane jacket. Let us teach you how to thrift and lunch with your bestie, and as a bonus lesson, we even hit up a fun and funky vintage boutique. Along the way, we discover that there’s an art to antiquing—and if you’re not careful, you’ll leave with a tambourine you definitely don’t need but somehow deeply connect with.
Moral of the story: Therapy is expensive. Antique fairs are cheaper—and way more entertaining.

When spooky season is a vibe

This week, we’re talking all things Halloween—then and now! From the days of checking candy for razor blades, rocking homemade costumes in school parades, to being grown-ups who bribed our kids with a Reese’s tax. We’ll laugh about how Freddy Krueger ruined sleep for an entire generation and Bloody Mary turned the bathroom mirror into a demon summoning portal. Plus we’ll swap stories of haunted houses, one of us says “NO WAY” (maybe if it was an estate sale) while the other wants to start a seance. Turns out, spooky season just hits different when you’re the one buying the candy—but the vibe? Still pure magic.

When Stevie Nicks is our therapist in a cape

We manifested it and it happened….we saw THE Stevie Nicks. Her voice was enchanting, her cape was flowing as she twirled like a mystical sorceress — and yes, we cried. In this episode, we relive the night as the queen of rock ‘n’ roll cast her spell and changed our lives forever. There was singing, there was dancing, there may have been an out-of-body experience during "Gold Dust Woman." Tune in as we discuss her legendary vocals, her supernatural cape game, and why we’re now more magical just from being in her mesmerizing presence. We are so NOT okay!

When a book tells you what to care about

This week, we crack open Mark Manson’s no-nonsense guide to caring less and living more. Join us as we summarize and review The Subtle Art of Not Giving a... you know. It's part self-help, part reality check, and all about focusing your energy on what actually matters. Is it possible for a book to call you out? (Asking for a friend.) Existential crises may occur—bring snacks.

When you have a son

Join us as we drag, we mean invite, our sons onto the podcast. We’ll try to decode Gen Z slang and figure out if "rizz" is a superpower or a side effect. It's part talk show, part interrogation, and fully embarrassing—for them, not us. Expect laughs, eye-rolls, and the occasional “bro” when we try (and fail) to sound cool. This one is for parents, teens, and anyone wondering what the heck “chopped”means.

When you survived pregnancy

Waddle with us down the aisles of Babies R Us. We’re going back to the days of our pregnancy bible, “What to Expect When You’re Expecting.” How big is a jicama anyway? The ups and downs of trying to get pregnant, gaining weight like it’s an Olympic sport, and navigating the chaotic months of pregnancy. Let’s not forget those delivery stories that’ll leave you slightly traumatized. Tune in for the real, raw, and hilariously relatable journey of making a baby.

When Gen X is keeping up with the trends

Listen as we ask the big questions. What’s trending, do we even have a clue? Do our kids keep us in the know, or are they just laughing at us? What is going on with tipping culture, are we tipping out of kindness or guilt? Are we ready to say goodbye to skinny jeans and “howdy” to barrel jeans? What is social media fatigue, and is it possible to stop the scroll? Can Gen X keep up, or are they just quietly sipping coffee in their athleisure, waiting for crypto to make them rich? Tune in for the laughs, and you don’t even have to tip us…unless you really want to!

When you had MTV

Tune in as we countdown the greatest hits of the 80s. Expect spontaneous sing-alongs and plenty of laughs as we celebrate the songs that shaped a generation. We’ve got pop hits, love songs, rock ballads, and maybe some forgotten gems. We’re not sure if “video killed the radio star,” but we do know MTV was EVERYTHING!

When you grew up on bologna

In this nostalgic episode, we are talking all things food. We’re sharing stories about our favorite spots, where to find the best bread, and the importance of a squeeze-it in your lunch. Remember when getting fast food was a big event, and the value menu was really a value? Fast forward to today—our kids go to Dutch Bros daily, and the drive-thru is their favorite pastime. Also, tune in to find out why bologna holds a special place in our hearts.

When you have a sister

Ever wondered what it's like to have a built-in best friend, therapist, and fashion thief all in one? This week, we have our first guests on the podcast; our little sisters are here to tell their side of growing up with us. Join us as we talk about the fun, the fights, and, most importantly, the friendship of sisterhood.